So last night was an adventure to say the least.
It started off by Alex and me hanging out lazily in my room and she said "I want to go mingle with the boys" so we decided to go walk the Man Tower. We only saw a grand total of around 7 guys cause they were either hiding or out being social. While we were there we met up with one of the R.A.s and he was talking to us about going greek and gave us the sales pitch. While he was talking to us he flagged down a girl who was walking buy who is in a sorority and had her tell us some stuff. She told us that there was a greek sponsored BBQ going on right now (no wonder all the boys were gone). So after stopping in to talk to pedro on the 7th floor we headed over to the BBQ.
It was a pretty awesome party, kids were playing soccer, laser tag and ultimate Frisbee. There was free cotton candy, pop corn and water. A DJ was set up blastin' some pretty good tunage. Then-there was the bull! Alex rode it once before we headed back to the tower to a) drop off her phone to charge b) for me to change[I was in a dress] and c) to pick up her boyfriend sam. Once we got back we each rode the bull and it was pretty dang cool, just really hard to stay on.
By this time it was dark and the 'dance' started up. It was okay, too many freshman who didn't know how to dance now that they were in the big bad college lol. Once FlowRider came on with "Low" things really heated up, got cat called by a black guy, personally I take that as a huge compliment to my dancing. Some guy tried to grind with me and I slipped away and he took the hint. Once that song was over though it kinda went back to a few kids jumping and a lot of just standing around. So, we left.
We decided to go over to Old Main and star gaze. It was very clear so we had some great stars. We chatted and joked for a bit and then watched some ice blockers eat some major grass. Then things really got interesting. As we were sitting there Sam said "Hey what's that guy doing down there?" we saw in the distant shadows a guy walking around under the trees. At this point Sam said "Is he naked?" Alex and I didn't think so. I thought he was just wearing kakhi colored clothing. Boy was I wrong.
This nude guy runs straight for us with a frantic, haggard look in is eye. He then proceeds to sit down RIGHT next to Sam, and not at a friendly distance. His leg was touching Sam's. This streaker then proceedes to rave frantically about finding a guy name Ryan and it went a little something like this:
"Where's Ryan? I'm looking for Ryan! I know him! We've had sex like a thousand times. I think I love him. I just need to find him! I need Ryan!"
It was quite funny, then we told him to go find Ryan and follow his dreams. We mostly wanted him to go away and quit touching Sam. At this point he ran away and started harassing the ice blocking group who gave him a towel that they had been using to ice block. He sat down with them and we couldn't here what he was saying to them. At this point Sam and Alex decided to go look for his clothes, which they found further down the hill by where we had first saw him. They then came back and folded up his clothes, Alex was going to wash them and put them on her bullitan board.
Then the cops showed up and we felt like it was time to leave. Alex gave them his clothes so he could get dressed before he headed off to jail. Then we got asked to stick around and talk to the cops and we ended up mingling with the ice blocker group swapping naked man stories. A little bit later the cops came back and had us fill out witness statements. After that we headed back home under the stars wondering about the fate of the little naked man.
Carly
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